Posing as a high school teacher Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson, left) sets his sights on a lonely fellow teacher Lisa (Leslie Mann, right)
Director: Steven Brill
Cast: Leslie Mann, Owen Wilson, Alex Frost, Danny McBride, Josh Peck
Synopsis: Ryan (Troy Gentile), Wade (Nate Hartley) and Emmit (David Dorfman) attend their first day at high school and they're pumped...until they meet up with Filkins (Alex Frost), a school bully who comes off like a little Hannibal Lecter. Before they become completely engulfed in Filkins' reign of terror, they seek out some protection by placing an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine. Their best response - and the cheapest - comes from Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), a down-on-his luck soldier of fortune who lives a homeless - he likes to say 'home-free' - existence on the beach. He enrolls them in some physical and mental training.
| Bulking Up | Got an Idea | I'm Drillbit Taylor |
| Interviewing Bodyguards | Mission Plan | Principal's Office |
| Same Shirt | Take Their TV | This Will Not Happen Again |
| Wing | Teachers Lounge | Coffe Cup |
Source: Paramount.com