JOAQUIN PHOENIX

The Oscar-nominated actor already has some perfect porn titles ready to use if his idea ever comes to fruition.

He says, "For some time, I was hoping to do porn versions of movies I've been in. That could have been good, like 'Glad He Ate Her' for Gladiator. 8MM you might want to remake as 8 Inches.

"I have a friend who can rattle off porn titles for every movie I've been in. It's f**king genius."

Source: WENN