ROB ZOMBIE

The rocker is used to being able to select from hundreds of channels in the US and can't cope if he only has a few channels to choose from.

He explains, "I really just like touring in the US and Canada. I really don't like going anywhere else.

"I dislike the television. It's just like (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) EUROPEAN VACATION, you go over there and it's like four channels (with programs on) cheese-making.

"I can't handle that, so I don't go. Really, that's the only reason.

"If someone gets me a satellite dish, then I'll go back to Denmark, but until then, I'm staying home!"