Thomas Haden Church and his fiance Mia Church at the Premiere screening of 'Broken Trail' at the Loews Lincoln Square theather. New York City, USA - 13.06.06

The actor was filming the western mini-series BROKEN TRAIL, but insists he's not able to pull off the look without the accompanying western gear.

He explains, "I look like JOHN WATERS, the director.

"Whenever you're doing a western and you have a moustache it's cool, you kind of have like a SAM ELLIOTT vibe going, but when you don't have the hat on or horses nearby, you kind of look like a molester.

"We shot outside of Calgary (Canada) and I'm walking around. People are literally shielding their children from me yelling, 'Go away candy man!'"