
Last updated: Monday, December 11, 2006
Rap mogul SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS bore the brunt of the joke on US satirical show SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE last night (09DEC06) - when he became the dim-witted star of a comic strip.
Sean "Diddy" Combs at the 2006 MTV Europe Music Awards at the Bella Centre. Copenhagen, Denmark - 02.11.06
The rapper hired a trio of child detectives, dubbed DIDDY KIDDIES, to find out what it was he actually did for a living.
The animated Diddy mused, "Maybe I'm a dancer... Maybe I'm a comedian... I wanna know what it is that I do."
The Diddy Kiddies found marijuana in their client's drawers and posed, "Maybe Diddy can't work because of glaucoma."
After deciding he isn't a rapper, a producer, a sailor or a designer: "I saw the clothes and said, 'Yeah!'" the cartoon detectives declared, "Diddy, you're a fraud," prompting the star's animated alter-ego to add, "Alright... let's celebrate!"
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- JERKINS TO PLAY JUDGE FOR DIDDY
- THE THINGS THEY SAY:
- GUM INSPIRES DIDDY'S FRAGRANCE
- DON'T DROP IN ON DIDDY
- POPE DIDDY SET TO SHOCK
Source: WENN
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