Last updated: Saturday, June 3, 2006

GARRITY JOKES FROM THE GRAVE

Late sixties pop idol FREDDIE GARRITY said farewell to fans yesterday (02JUN06) by cracking jokes from the grave.

Hundreds were left weeping and laughing by a letter the FREDDIE AND THE DREAMERS frontman had written for his own funeral service.

The speech told mourners: "It is all right for you lot sat there but it's not much fun for me lying in this box.

"I've got a stiff neck, thank goodness I stopped taking Viagra tablets otherwise they would not have been able to close the lid on the coffin.

"I don't want any tears. I want everyone to smile and remember me as I was."

Garrity died aged 69 from a heart condition on 19 May (06).

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